You Don't Mess With The Zohan...

Saturday I went to the movies with my friend Nicole. We went to see the Zohan movie, obviously lol. It was hilarious! My god, i've never seen someone so dedicated to having sex, lol. I have to say though it wasn't what I expected. It was more adult-oriented lol. After that though we went and walked around the mall. We got some candy and went to wait outside. And took like lots of photos lol. Ill put some up when she emails them to me. Outside though, while we were waiting for my mom, nicole went to go take a photo and at the same time my sister poured water on my head so nicole got the photo to where I was gasping lol. It was hilarious! Ill make sure i put that one on! Well, at Hope, I started liking someone. Hes cute and funny but I kind of don't stand a chance. You see, im too afraid to walk up and say hi. I know, im a chicken. But tomorrow, that day will come when I say something! It'll be the day! ^_^

Guest Speaker...

Today was so hilarious in HOPE. We had a guest speaker come in. His name was Trevor and he was 62 or something. But anyways, he came in to talk to us all about alcoholism, because he is a recovering alcoholic. But see, he takes his soberism as a good thing and makes it fun to talk about. But this guy was so hilarious! He had so many jokes, my god. At the beginning, he was like, "See, alcohol makes you wnat to have sex more. And America is always like don't have sex kids but they make it so easy for kids to get alcohol. Quite frankly I don't see the problem. I was actually guite grateful. Ever heard of a thing called viagra?" ^_^ Of course he meant it as a joke. It was so funny though. And at another time this girl kept not understanding what he was saying so he would out his hand on his face and look so dumbfounded. He also talked about how the toilet is what he calls the big white phone. He thinks its crazyu how people are trying to talk to god while peuking from being drunk cause they're always like "Oh god! Make it stop!" Toilet ain't gonna get you there! ^_^ It was SO hilarious. You had to be there, lol. He was also like, "Now kids, im telling you now, never drive intoxicated! Ever! I mean a normal person driving down the high way is all Hey how are you! Nothing to see here! when passing a cop but then a drunk person would be like, &#@* You! It was so hilarious! I know i've said that like ten times but I mean it! Hahaha. Mr. Trevor Rocks!

Sisters...

You can't live with them, can't live under the same roof, lol. My sister and I got in a HUGE fight today. She was mad, I was mad. Finally, I just had it. Im tired of being picked on and pushed around. So I grabbed a glass of water sitting on the counter and I threw it at her. As in I poured the water all over her, but more violently, lol. And so she ran out and grabbed a water bottle and poured the entire thing on me. So we were throwing water all over the house! Everything was soaked! So we made our way to the kitchen and I grabbed the sink sprayer and I sprayed her like there was no tomorrow. Im tired of her thinking she can push me around and do whatever the heck she wants. Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. Of course my mom was outside mowing the lawn and came in, so you can imagine how ticked she was. I ran to my room and locked the door, but it was pretty obvious where I was lol.

HOPE...

Hope started monday. Its pretty cool. I have to get u p at 6 in the morning every single day though, but whatever. Coach Mac kind of scares me a bit because he's so open with what he talks about. And I feel like such a nerd! There are seniors at NPHS who didnt even know what stereotype was or how to spell it. Coach Mac even had to spell out verbal. VERBAL! My god! It's just, I love school, so much. I love learning and im very smart too, but there are people here that just have no clue of anything. But ill just have to deal with it. The lunch is... gross, lol. The macaroni and cheese today literally smelled toxic, so I skipped a meal ^_^.

Mudslide...

Yesterday was so much fun! Kyla came over to my house for the day and we came up with some pretty sweet ideas lol. Well, first we watched RV and played Guitar Hero for a bit. That was ok. But then we decided to ride down to the bridge. Its this place where I hang out with all of my friends. There's a creek under it and all so its actually pretty too. Well, we decided to climb on top of the bridge, and there's only a fence for a roof. Wierd, i know =). Well, so we wanted to climb across the birdge on top of it. So of course by the time we were done, we couldnt feel our butts. They were comppletely numb lol. But midway across we stopped to give our butts a rest, lol, and this old man on a motorcycle comes. So im like getting on the bar so he wont stare at my butt, but he wouldnt cross. He sat there at the end. And so im like, "What the hell is he doing?" and he turns his bike and stares at us. And of course me and Kyla are in bikinis with EXTREMELY short shorts on lol. So im like, "Uh, i dont think so" lol. It was hilarious! And so we got back to the house and went on a Slip-N-Slide. It was so much fun. We kept flying off the end because we were sliding so fast. ^_^. And then we started spraying eachother with the house. But after like 3 hours, lol, it got a bit boring so we started to tan. And then Kyla came up with a BRILLIANT idea... MUDSLIDE!! We took a bucket and filled it with sand, added a little bit of water and presto, mud! We coverd the slip-n-slide with it. It was so much fun! Then we got into this huge mud fight!!! It was hilarious! I have pictures ^_^.

Boys, Boys and more... Boys...

HOPE starts monday so that'll be fun! I want to meet new people so I actually have some friends to hang out with lol. But I do have Kyla, I love ya Kyla lol. Yah, Ive been talking to my ex lately. He says he wants to hang out sometime, so im debating if thats as friends or something else. Id be happy if it went either way which is wierd saying but I guess it'd be fun to go out again.(and actually see him this time) But I dont think he meant it like that. So, we'll see ^_^. Sergio's in Brazil. And last night I got an email and he told be about this valentine's day thing there. So later that night I called kyla and she told me he wrote "Don't freak ashli" on his blog. So i broke out in hysterical laughter and was like "What's that supposed to mean" but Kyla explained that he turned down people who just wanted to make out for fun so KOODOS TO SERGIO!! Im proud of ya(and me cuz my work paid off hehehehehe (X )lol. but seriously, nice work Sergio. I have this problem with my mom cuz she thinks im boy crazy when ever I go around a cute boy. Of course Im going to act differently I mean, im a teenage girl, with raging hormones(so is ryan) lol (remember kyla) =). I just really am looking forward to being in a seriosu relationship. Is that so wrong? I want a boyfriend to care about me and actually plan to see me whenever possible. And all my passed relationships(which we only 3 and each lasted a week)(pathetic I know) weren't really true or happy. Zack I dont even CONSIDER as a relationship. He scares me... Michael was, but I was completely in love with someone else, and Dalton could have been. Hes the one I said i was talking to lately. I really likes Dalton. But he dumped me the night before we were planning on going to a dance. Which would have been like my first date ever so of course i cried, lol, but it did hurt. Wow, Im rambling. But that's what this blog is for, right? My own diary. ^_^

Never-Ending Boredom...

Wow. Summer just drags on and on. Atleast Hope starts monday. I can't wait to make new friends. Atleast some that live in North Port. I rented this PS2 game from blockbuster. Its called Jak X: Combat Racing(Jak Games are my FAV!) lol. But It was pretty good. It was a bit hard but I beat it none the less, lol. Any of my friends out there, CALL ME. Or plan to get together, I need my friends! ^_^

Gaia...

Well my sister showed me this cool website last night. Its called Gaia and you can make a character. Its just like Conquer except you dont have to download anything and theres no killing =). You can make a girl or a boy and give them clothes, play games, go into chat rooms WITH your character and meet peeps, build houses, buy cars. Its kind of cool. I just thought I should mention it and say if any of you would like to play, go on! My character is... I forget. lol. Ill figure it out ^_^

Loneliness...

I miss everyone! I am so miserable! I feel like a drug-addict withdrawn from drugs(wierd but true). I need my best friends. I hate not seeing ANYONE. I miss you all. I miss looking forward to getting nagged at for not hugging michael right(yes I like hugging michael(= ), I miss poking wars with Kyla(even if they're sort of annoying lol), I really miss talking to Julia. When ever I had a problem I can go to her. And just recently I really felt like old times, when I didnt have to be sad inside for not seeing her, now I dont see her again! Julia I miss you so much! I miss you Kyla so much! I miss you lala! I miss you michael... ok im going to do this in list form.. julia, kyla, sunny, lala, michael, yvonne, rebecca, jennifer, molly, alexis, jonathan, and the whole science gang(christian, alex, nick and peeps i already mentioned). Im so happy with summer and high school, but i want my friends!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

!Summer!...

The best time of the year is finally here! SUMMER! Ive done i guess lots so far already lol. The last day of school was sad because on the bus, me and kyla realized everything we're leaving behind now that wwe're freshmen(yay and nay) but im still happy. We cried, but it was a good cry. I can't belive im already in highschool. It seems like yesterday I was sitting in front of the tv "potty-training" butt naked =). I know im wierd, deal with it. Well, last night I spent the night at nicole's. It was SO much fun. We watched South Park and it was hilarious! I don't think i should describe, lol. All i know is... TACO FLAVORED KISSES!! =) (Don't ask) We played DDR and PacMan ALL night long. It was fun! Well, I miss EVERYONE! Call me you guys!(Well the peeps out in the world that i know, lol)