Guest Speaker...

Today was so hilarious in HOPE. We had a guest speaker come in. His name was Trevor and he was 62 or something. But anyways, he came in to talk to us all about alcoholism, because he is a recovering alcoholic. But see, he takes his soberism as a good thing and makes it fun to talk about. But this guy was so hilarious! He had so many jokes, my god. At the beginning, he was like, "See, alcohol makes you wnat to have sex more. And America is always like don't have sex kids but they make it so easy for kids to get alcohol. Quite frankly I don't see the problem. I was actually guite grateful. Ever heard of a thing called viagra?" ^_^ Of course he meant it as a joke. It was so funny though. And at another time this girl kept not understanding what he was saying so he would out his hand on his face and look so dumbfounded. He also talked about how the toilet is what he calls the big white phone. He thinks its crazyu how people are trying to talk to god while peuking from being drunk cause they're always like "Oh god! Make it stop!" Toilet ain't gonna get you there! ^_^ It was SO hilarious. You had to be there, lol. He was also like, "Now kids, im telling you now, never drive intoxicated! Ever! I mean a normal person driving down the high way is all Hey how are you! Nothing to see here! when passing a cop but then a drunk person would be like, &#@* You! It was so hilarious! I know i've said that like ten times but I mean it! Hahaha. Mr. Trevor Rocks!